dave mustane is as rocking as they come, and now he is directing his take no prisoners heavy metal energy at a men's warehouse in salt lake city, utah. that's right, the suit store. it seems that mr. mustane bought a gift certificate for his tour manager, but alas it did not arrive in time for christmas, so he posted a 430-word rant on the mega death facebook page. it reads in part, "it turns out that they decided to hold my order, otherwise called by them as pending, and told no one. for almost nine days now, i have been waiting for delivery of this gift certificate. they guaranteed a two-day delivery of the certificate." let me point out, we are all old. you know you're old when one of the founding members of metallica is upset about a customer services issue with a men's warehouse in salt lake city. need i remind you, this is the same person who is responsible for such megadeath hits as